Nice Try

December 22, 2008 in Original Oneshots | No comments

For: gregv
Rating: G
Word Count: 178

Prompt/Summary: I want disturbing smut involving chocolate, JavaScript, old Nickelodeon shows, and vampires. Go!

The redhead plopped down on the couch beside her companion with a sigh. She had just run all over setting things up. Are You Afraid of the Dark? was playing on the television, and she had a nice hot plate of chocolate-chip brownies in her hands.

Playfully, she tried to shove a brownie into her friend’s mouth, but he easily caught her wrist and plucked the dessert from her hand before eating it himself. She pouted, but he ignored it.

“That’s not Javascript, you know,” he said, glancing at the cap she had put on while she was in the kitchen. <HEAD>, it read, stating the obvious.

“It’s the best I can do,” she said, grabbing her own brownie and settling back to watch the show. It was the episode where a vampire walks out of a filmstrip. It was pretty cheesy, but they were all pretty cheesy.

“And before you ask, you don’t get any smut, either,” she added, tugging on his long hair and trying to sound irritated, which prompted a smirk from him. “Nice try, though.”

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